WANTED:

America's Funniest Aliases

Here are some humorous aliases and nicknames of people wanted by various law enforcement agencies. Despite their funny sounding names, many of these people may be armed and dangerous. If you encounter any of these individuals, do not attempt to apprehend them yourself (unless you're a law enforcement agent, of course). Also, please resist the urge to laugh at them.

NYPD's Most Wanted

"Sleepy"

"Pike"

"Nicky No Socks"

"Deep"

"Cherry Pie"

"Killer"

FBI's Most Wanted

"Spooky"

"Yellow"

"Mr. Commodore" (as in Commodore 64 computer)

FBI: More Wanted

"Flex"

"Lonnie Sundance"

"The Pearl"

"Phily the Jap"

"Yorel Nosckay" (Leroy Jackson)

FBI: Crime Alert

None

BATF's Most Wanted

"Big Mike"

"Bugs"

"Jelly Gardea"

"Freddy Kruger"

"Cha"

DEA Fugitives

Atlanta Field Division

None

Boston Field Division

"Flaco"

Detroit Field Division

"Ernest Heaven"

"El Pichon"

"El Castano," "Dude"

"El Charra"

"Curley"

"Big Poppa," "Dude"

"Khushnood Butt"

Houston Field Division

None

Los Angeles Field Division

None

Newark Field Division

None

New York Field Division

"El Doctor"

"Zambo"

"Big 'R'"

Philadelphia Field Division

None

Phoenix Field Division

"Mo Money"

San Diego Field Division

None

San Francisco Field Division

"Yahweh"

Washington Field Division

"Grateful Jimmy"

"Wonnie"

"Poppy"

US Marshalls 15 Most Wanted

"Tape"

"Bird"

Interagency International Fugitive Lookout

None

USPS's Most Wanted

"Lucky"

"Butch"

US Customs Most Wanted

None

US Information Agency: International Crime Alert

"Spooky"

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Last modified: 4/30/2007